17th September
"Can I touch your Belstaff?"

"Can I touch your Belstaff?"

17th September

I just added a “crack” section to the tag listing for ships. So far Harold/Francois are the only ones on there, but I wouldn’t be surprised if somewhere down the line we end up with jam/riding crop, pigeon/traffic cone, grapes/earbuds, or anything like that. Enjoy!

~ Froggy, your admin

16th September
"I want you Anderneath me."

"I want you Anderneath me."

15th September
"Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?"
Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?

"Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?"

Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?

14th September
"Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it."

"Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it."

13th September
"I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump."

"I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump."

12th September
"I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister."

"I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister."

11th September
"I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love."

"I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love."

10th September
"Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual."

"Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual."

9th September
"I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs."

"I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs."

9th September

Hey everyone! Sorry I didn’t get a post up for you yesterday. I was visiting friends out of town and ran out of time to queue a photoset for that last day I was gone. (I’m also fighting a cold right now, which might be making me lazier than usual.)

We’re back on schedule now, so you’ll have a new pick-up line later today. Thanks for being patient with me.

~ Froggy, your admin

*Achoo*

7th September

The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.

6th September

Wedding versus stag night.

(These aren’t based on number of notes or anything— this is just your admin having fun.)

5th September

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.

4th September
"I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway."

"I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway."