21st July

Anonymous

I hope you have fun at the wizarding world, I went last year and it was absolutely amazing!

Thank you!!!!!!! :D

Got any recommendations for what I should do/see? (I mean, I’m gonna try to do/see everything, but anything particularly special or amazing?)

21st July

Sorry, sorry, I know I’m a terrible admin and I’ve been doing this to you a lot this summer… I didn’t post today because I just moved out of my house, and I’m afraid I won’t be able to post over the next few days either because I’m going on another trip.

GAAAAAAAH, DAMMIT, I CAN’T CONTAIN IT, I’M JUST TOO EXCITED. GUYS, I’M GOING TO THE WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER. IT’S MY GRADUATION/BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM MY PARENTS AND I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. I’VE ONLY BEEN OUT OF CALIFORNIA ONCE IN MY LIFE AND NOW I GET TO HOP ON A PLANE TO FLORIDA JUST FOR HARRY POTTER. I’M GOING TO FUCKING DIE. I’M GOING TO DIE AND THEN I’M GOING TO BE IN HEAVEN AND THEN I’M GOING TO DIE AGAIN BECAUSE THE PURE JOY WILL SEND ME INTO CARDIAC ARREST.

…Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Harry Potter is the most important thing in my life (sorry, Sherlock), so this is an INSANELY big deal for me.

Anyways, I’ll be gone from the 22nd to the 25th, (my birthday is on the 24th), so normal posting should resume on the 26th.

I apologize for taking another break, except this is the one time I’m actually not that sorry BECAUSE HARRY POTTER.

~ Froggy, your very distracted admin

19th July
"Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower."

"Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower."

18th July
"I think you’re 221-beautiful."

"I think you’re 221-beautiful."

17th July
"I want to Lestraddle you."

"I want to Lestraddle you."

16th July
"Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for."

"Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for."

15th July
"I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be."

"I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be."

14th July
"I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it."

"I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it."

13th July

Looky what I found while grabbing a screencap for today’s pick-up line!

13th July
"We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire."

"We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire."

13th July

I’m back from my trip!

Turns out there was wi-fi in our lodge, but I ended up not bringing my laptop like I said I would because just before we left my mom told me that there wouldn’t be wi-fi. So basically I missed a few days of posting for absolutely no reason and I’m really sorry and frustrated about that. (Seriously, I’ve been kicking myself all weekend for it.)

But whatever… Nothing I can do about it now, I’m back, and I just stuck a new pick-up line for today in the queue. Thanks for being patient with me <3

I meant what I said in my last post about maybe having a livestream, but it’s gonna have to be in August because I got way too much going on this month. Let me know when school starts for all of you guys so we can at least do it before summer ends.

Sorry again for all these short, frequent hiatuses, and as always thank you for loving and supporting this blog through it all.

~ Froggy, your admin

10th July

Hey, everyone! Just wanted to give you a quick heads-up that I’m going on a trip tomorrow for my cousin’s wedding. (And by tomorrow I mean today, since it’s past midnight here.)

I have absolutely no idea whether or not there’s going to be wi-fi where I’m going. I’m bringing my laptop with me just in case, so if there is wi-fi, then this blog will continue running like normal and you can basically disregard this post. However, if there is not wi-fi, things are gonna be quiet around here until Sunday or Monday, depending on how early I get back on Sunday.

Fingers crossed for Internet access! I’m really sorry about this, you guys. I know my posting has been a bit sporadic lately what with all my crazy life transitions and Tumblr’s recent technical difficulties. I’ll find a way to make it up to you once things calm down. Maybe a livestream?

~ Froggy, your admin

9th July
"I&#8217;ll be your goldfish if you&#8217;ll be my division."

"I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division."

8th July
"Let&#8217;s have a relationship that&#8217;s in a good place and very affirming."

"Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming."

8th July

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes.

[Reuploaded version of this.]