AnonymousThere is noooo cureeeee you're DOOMED (but in the best way possible)
"Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?"
Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
AnonymousI always read tags. I'm the tag reader. You are currently in the second stage of Derren-addiction. First is interest, second is late-night viewings on youtube. The third is the INTENSE need to watch all his shows. The crush will continue to grow until even just looking at his stupid adorable sexy face makes you grin. Believe me, we've all been through it.
Oh no! Is there a cure, or am I already too late?!
AnonymousIt's not just you, don't worry. Derren is 100% sexy.
LOL! Oh my god, I can’t believe someone actually read my tags all the way through… Thanks for letting me know other people agree on that one!
"I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you."
"I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me."
For anybody concerned about triggers, I just updated the FAQ/introduction page with a list of all trigger tags that I use on this blog, so you can blacklist accordingly. (I’ve been meaning to do this for a while, but it kept slipping my mind.)
Remember, if you ever want me to tag something for you, just ask and I will do it immediately! I don’t even care if it sounds silly. If you have a crippling phobia of umbrellas, then by god I will tag the shit out of Mycroft’s posts. Please don’t be shy!
~ Froggy, your admin