“Wanna see what’s Under my Shaw?”

Seriously though, save Undershaw!

“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”

Submitted by sherlockian4life13:

I believe the answer is: HELL YES!!!

“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”

The best of Molly Hooper, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

AH, I love this one! So hilarious and then so cute! :’D

*Personal post— feel free to scroll past.

So my roommate is watching Doctor Who for the first time, and I’ve been watching it with her (since I have access to a Netflix account and she doesn’t). One of the episodes we watched today was Silence in the Library, and every time they said that 4,022 people were saved, I kept thinking “Wait… 4,022? Oh my God, my blog has 4,850 followers. Oh my God. Oh my God. I HAVE MORE TUMBLR FOLLOWERS THAN THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THE BIGGEST LIBRARY IN THE UNIVERSE. WHAT THE HELL?! THOSE NUMBERS ARE NOT RIGHT. I AM NOT THAT GREAT. I AM NOT MORE AWESOME THAN THE BIGGEST LIBRARY IN THE UNIVERSE. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!”

Now I’m trying to figure out whether or not I am conceited, because I think it’s pretty conceited that that thought popped into my mind at all. But then on the other hand, I’m convinced that I’m unworthy. Maybe I’m a self-hating conceited person.

I apologize for posting something that is neither Sherlock nor pick-up line related!

Aaaaawww, thank you! I shall continue to do my best. Hooray for happy accidents! :)

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”

The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“Every fairytale needs a good old fashioned villain, but I’d much rather be your Prince Charming.”

Submitted by rudeandgingerdoctor:

I don’t know or any shady places to get your Sherlock Season 1 fix. But do know of a website with glorious HD screen caps of every episode. Well organized to boot! Here ya go and hope it helps!

OH MY GOD, YOU BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING.

THIS IS PERFECT! HOW WAS I PREVIOUSLY UNAWARE OF THIS PLACE’S EXISTENCE?!

Seriously, I cannot possibly thank you enough for this!!!!!!! <3

Heeeeeeey, guys! Who wants to help encourage my illegal activity?

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“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”