29th September
"I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip."

"I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip."

28th September
"I’m a fan of yours— type B, that is."

"I’m a fan of yours— type B, that is."

27th September
"I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space."

"I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space."

26th September
"Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?"

"Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?"

25th September
"I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt."

"I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt."

24th September
"Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”

"Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”

23rd September
"Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?"

"Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?"

22nd September
"Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip."

"Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip."

22nd September

Anonymous

There is noooo cureeeee you're DOOMED (but in the best way possible)

21st September
"Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?"
Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

"Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?"

Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

21st September

Anonymous

I always read tags. I'm the tag reader. You are currently in the second stage of Derren-addiction. First is interest, second is late-night viewings on youtube. The third is the INTENSE need to watch all his shows. The crush will continue to grow until even just looking at his stupid adorable sexy face makes you grin. Believe me, we've all been through it.

Oh no! Is there a cure, or am I already too late?!

21st September

Anonymous

It's not just you, don't worry. Derren is 100% sexy.

LOL! Oh my god, I can’t believe someone actually read my tags all the way through… Thanks for letting me know other people agree on that one!

20th September
"I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you."

"I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you."

19th September
"I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me."

"I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me."

19th September

For anybody concerned about triggers, I just updated the FAQ/introduction page with a list of all trigger tags that I use on this blog, so you can blacklist accordingly. (I’ve been meaning to do this for a while, but it kept slipping my mind.)

Remember, if you ever want me to tag something for you, just ask and I will do it immediately! I don’t even care if it sounds silly. If you have a crippling phobia of umbrellas, then by god I will tag the shit out of Mycroft’s posts. Please don’t be shy!

~ Froggy, your admin