24th August
"You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.”
Submitted by Courtney (no username).

"You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.”

Submitted by Courtney (no username).

19th May
"I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy."
Submitted by anonymous.

"I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy."

Submitted by anonymous.

15th April

Threesomes solve everything.

22nd January
"Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?"

"Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?"

28th October
"Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?"

"Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?"

1st September
"I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home."

"I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home."

24th August
"No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything."

"No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything."

22nd July
"If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better."

"If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better."

13th July
"Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word."
Submitted by gloveonafoot.

"Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word."

Submitted by gloveonafoot.

6th July
"It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us."

"It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us."

26th June
"How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?"
Submitted by absolutelyhetero.

"How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?"

Submitted by absolutelyhetero.

22nd June
"Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!"
Submitted by crows-flight.

"Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!"

Submitted by crows-flight.

6th June
"If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call."

"If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call."

16th May
"Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress."
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

"Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress."

Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

29th April
"I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?"
Submitted by anonymous.

"I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?"

Submitted by anonymous.