"Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?"
"No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything."
"Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word."
Submitted by gloveonafoot.
"How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?"
Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
"Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!"
Submitted by crows-flight.
"Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress."
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
"I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?"
Submitted by anonymous.
"Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there."
Submitted by j-abberwocky.