"Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
Threesomes solve everything.
"I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen."
"Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face."
"Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work— I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you."
"The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart."
"Forget solving crimes— I could use you as an alternative to getting high."
"I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’"
"If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early."
"Forget the limits— let’s all three dance."
"A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy."
"Let’s be Oklahomos together."
(If you haven’t seen it yet…)
"Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains."
"I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French."
"Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!"