28th August
"Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?"

"Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?"

27th August
"Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway."

"Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway."

25th August
"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

23rd August
"My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you."
Submitted by Courtney (no username).

"My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you."

Submitted by Courtney (no username).

22nd August
"When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?"

"When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?"

17th August
"You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating."

"You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating."

14th August
"If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back."

"If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back."

11th August
"Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?"

"Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?"

8th August
"I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one."

"I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one."

6th August
"theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you."

"theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you."

4th August
"You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man."

"You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man."

2nd August
"Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?"

"Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?"

1st August

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

31st July

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

30th July

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.