17th April
"Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”

"Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!

15th April

Threesomes solve everything.

14th April
"I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen."

"I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen."

10th April
"Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face."

"Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face."

9th April
"Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work— I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you."

"Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work— I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you."

7th April
"The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart."

"The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart."

31st March
"Forget solving crimes— I could use you as an alternative to getting high."

"Forget solving crimes— I could use you as an alternative to getting high."

29th March
"I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’"

"I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’"

28th March
"If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early."

"If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early."

25th March
"Forget the limits— let’s all three dance."

"Forget the limits— let’s all three dance."

24th March
"A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy."

"A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy."

21st March
"Let’s be Oklahomos together."
(If you haven’t seen it yet…)

"Let’s be Oklahomos together."

(If you haven’t seen it yet…)

17th March
"Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains."

"Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains."

14th March
"I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French."

"I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French."

11th March
"Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!"

"Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!"