"I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs."
Wedding versus stag night.
(These aren’t based on number of notes or anything— this is just your admin having fun.)
"You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics."
"If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you."
"Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?"
"Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway."
"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."
"My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you."
Submitted by Courtney (no username).
"When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?"
"You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating."
"If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back."
"Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?"
"I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one."
"theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you."
"You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man."