"My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has."
"If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?"
"I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami."
"I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is."
"I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you."
"Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is."
The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3
"I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why."
"The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis."
"Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is."
"My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity."
"Forget the H— let’s talk about the D."
"You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy."
"I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body."
"Can our sign be the sign of threesome?"