17th October
"You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself."

"You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself."

8th October
"I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you."
(For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)

"I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you."

(For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)

6th October
"People are basically fond, but not as much as I am."

"People are basically fond, but not as much as I am."

4th October
"I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you."

"I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you."

30th September
"You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street."

"You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street."

26th September
"Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?"

"Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?"

20th September
"I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you."

"I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you."

9th September
"I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs."

"I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs."

6th September

Wedding versus stag night.

(These aren’t based on number of notes or anything— this is just your admin having fun.)

3rd September
"You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics."

"You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics."

2nd September
"If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you."

"If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you."

28th August
"Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?"

"Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?"

27th August
"Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway."

"Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway."

25th August
"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

23rd August
"My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you."
Submitted by Courtney (no username).

"My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you."

Submitted by Courtney (no username).