“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.”
Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.”
Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on our wall.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?”
(Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently the Internet doesn’t have any high quality screencaps from Hitchhiker’s Guide.)
