15th July
"I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be."

"I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be."

13th July
"We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire."

"We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire."

8th July

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes.

[Reuploaded version of this.]

7th July
"John Watson? More like John Hot-son."

"John Watson? More like John Hot-son."

3rd July

Well, screw it… Tumblr’s photo uploader clearly is not going to work tonight, so I guess I’m posting the photoset I had planned as a text post instead. Sorry about this :(

Anyway… In honor of this blog hitting 20,000 followers, (yeah, of all fucking times for Tumblr to break), here are the top ten pick-up lines of all-time, from most to least number of notes:

I know I sound grumpy because I’m annoyed about the technical difficulties, but I’m honestly in happy shock right now. I’m always thankful for each and every one of you, but somehow whenever I reach a follower milestone it seems to hit me even harder. Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the love and support given to this blog. You really have no idea how much it means to me.

1st July
"When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den."

"When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den."

26th June
"I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else."

"I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else."

25th June
"I would love you even if you messed up my sock index."

"I would love you even if you messed up my sock index."

20th June
"I would never tell you to f-cough."

"I would never tell you to f-cough."

18th June
"I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name."

"I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name."

17th June
"If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing— I’d be looking for you."

"If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing— I’d be looking for you."

16th June
"My love for you is #NotDead."
(Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)

"My love for you is #NotDead."

(Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)

13th June
"My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy."

"My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy."

12th June
"I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think."

"I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think."

11th June
"The game is something, but you are everything."

"The game is something, but you are everything."