"Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?"
"Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway."
"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."
"My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you."
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"When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?"
"You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating."
"If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back."
"Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?"
"I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one."
"theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you."
"You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man."
"Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?"
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.