“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.”
Submitted by bandofbaskets.
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.”
Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.”
Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?”
(Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently the Internet doesn’t have any high quality screencaps from Hitchhiker’s Guide.)