In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes.
[Reuploaded version of this.]
Well, screw it… Tumblr’s photo uploader clearly is not going to work tonight, so I guess I’m posting the photoset I had planned as a text post instead. Sorry about this :(
Anyway… In honor of this blog hitting 20,000 followers, (yeah, of all fucking times for Tumblr to break), here are the top ten pick-up lines of all-time, from most to least number of notes:
I know I sound grumpy because I’m annoyed about the technical difficulties, but I’m honestly in happy shock right now. I’m always thankful for each and every one of you, but somehow whenever I reach a follower milestone it seems to hit me even harder. Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the love and support given to this blog. You really have no idea how much it means to me.
"I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name."
"If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing— I’d be looking for you."
"My love for you is #NotDead."
(Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
"I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think."