8th July

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes.

[Reuploaded version of this.]

3rd July

Well, screw it… Tumblr’s photo uploader clearly is not going to work tonight, so I guess I’m posting the photoset I had planned as a text post instead. Sorry about this :(

Anyway… In honor of this blog hitting 20,000 followers, (yeah, of all fucking times for Tumblr to break), here are the top ten pick-up lines of all-time, from most to least number of notes:

I know I sound grumpy because I’m annoyed about the technical difficulties, but I’m honestly in happy shock right now. I’m always thankful for each and every one of you, but somehow whenever I reach a follower milestone it seems to hit me even harder. Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the love and support given to this blog. You really have no idea how much it means to me.

22nd March
"The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over."

"The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over."

25th January
"My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with."

"My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with."

17th January
"I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first."

"I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first."

5th January
"I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains."

"I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains."

1st July
"Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’"

"Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’"

4th May
"Forget the lipstick-matching present— let’s unwrap you."
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

"Forget the lipstick-matching present— let’s unwrap you."

Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

25th April
"I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers."
Submitted by rightinthefangirl.

"I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers."

Submitted by rightinthefangirl.

13th April
"You had me at ‘How fresh?’"
Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.

"You had me at ‘How fresh?’"

Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.

31st March
"My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!"

"My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!"

30th March
"You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant."

"You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant."

22nd March
"I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind."

"I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind."

11th February
"I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift."
Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.

"I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift."

Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.

7th February
"You can X-ray my possessions if you want."

"You can X-ray my possessions if you want."