In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes.
[Reuploaded version of this.]
Well, screw it… Tumblr’s photo uploader clearly is not going to work tonight, so I guess I’m posting the photoset I had planned as a text post instead. Sorry about this :(
Anyway… In honor of this blog hitting 20,000 followers, (yeah, of all fucking times for Tumblr to break), here are the top ten pick-up lines of all-time, from most to least number of notes:
I know I sound grumpy because I’m annoyed about the technical difficulties, but I’m honestly in happy shock right now. I’m always thankful for each and every one of you, but somehow whenever I reach a follower milestone it seems to hit me even harder. Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the love and support given to this blog. You really have no idea how much it means to me.
"The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over."
"Forget the lipstick-matching present— let’s unwrap you."
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
"I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers."
Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
"You had me at ‘How fresh?’"
Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
"I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift."
Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.