1st July
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”

4th May
“Forget the lipstick-matching present— let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Forget the lipstick-matching present— let’s unwrap you.”

Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

25th April
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”

Submitted by rightinthefangirl.

13th April
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.

“You had me at ‘How fresh?’”

Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.

31st March
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”

“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”

30th March
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”

“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”

22nd March
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”

“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”

11th February
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.

“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.”

Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.

7th February
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”

“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”

19th January
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”

8th January
“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!”

Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.