19th September
"I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me."

"I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me."

19th September

For anybody concerned about triggers, I just updated the FAQ/introduction page with a list of all trigger tags that I use on this blog, so you can blacklist accordingly. (I’ve been meaning to do this for a while, but it kept slipping my mind.)

Remember, if you ever want me to tag something for you, just ask and I will do it immediately! I don’t even care if it sounds silly. If you have a crippling phobia of umbrellas, then by god I will tag the shit out of Mycroft’s posts. Please don’t be shy!

~ Froggy, your admin

18th September

Warning: This post contains Holmescest.

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17th September
"Can I touch your Belstaff?"

"Can I touch your Belstaff?"

17th September

I just added a “crack” section to the tag listing for ships. So far Harold/Francois are the only ones on there, but I wouldn’t be surprised if somewhere down the line we end up with jam/riding crop, pigeon/traffic cone, grapes/earbuds, or anything like that. Enjoy!

~ Froggy, your admin

16th September
"I want you Anderneath me."

"I want you Anderneath me."

15th September
"Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?"
Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?

"Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?"

Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?

14th September
"Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it."

"Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it."

13th September
"I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump."

"I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump."

12th September
"I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister."

"I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister."

11th September
"I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love."

"I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love."

10th September
"Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual."

"Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual."

9th September
"I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs."

"I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs."

9th September

Hey everyone! Sorry I didn’t get a post up for you yesterday. I was visiting friends out of town and ran out of time to queue a photoset for that last day I was gone. (I’m also fighting a cold right now, which might be making me lazier than usual.)

We’re back on schedule now, so you’ll have a new pick-up line later today. Thanks for being patient with me.

~ Froggy, your admin

*Achoo*

7th September

The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.