26th August
"I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window."

"I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window."

25th August
"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

24th August
"You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.”
Submitted by Courtney (no username).

"You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.”

Submitted by Courtney (no username).

23rd August
"My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you."
Submitted by Courtney (no username).

"My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you."

Submitted by Courtney (no username).

22nd August
"When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?"

"When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?"

21st August
"I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday."

"I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday."

21st August

Friendly reminder that this blog supports pretty much all ships, and if you ever see a character on here being portrayed in a negative light, I 100% guarantee that it was done for the sake of a pun and that that same character has plenty of other posts on here that are nice and positive.

19th August

FYI: The power is out at my parents’ house, which means I am without Internet. (I’m posting this from my phone.) Unless we get it back soon, I more than likely won’t be able to post a new pick-up line today… Sorry about this, everyone :(

~ Froggy, your admin

18th August
"My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge."

"My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge."

17th August
"You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating."

"You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating."

16th August
"You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill."

"You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill."

16th August

Our Livestream video master strikes again! This is what you’re missing if you’re not hanging out with us

15th August
"If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?"

"If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?"

14th August
"If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back."

"If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back."

13th August
"The game is on… Will you play with me?"

"The game is on… Will you play with me?"