31st August
"I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart."

"I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart."

30th August
"Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me."

"Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me."

29th August
"I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom."

"I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom."

28th August
"Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?"

"Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?"

27th August
"Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway."

"Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway."

26th August
"I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window."

"I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window."

25th August
"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

24th August
"You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.”
Submitted by Courtney (no username).

"You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.”

Submitted by Courtney (no username).

23rd August
"My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you."
Submitted by Courtney (no username).

"My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you."

Submitted by Courtney (no username).

22nd August
"When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?"

"When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?"

21st August
"I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday."

"I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday."

21st August

Friendly reminder that this blog supports pretty much all ships, and if you ever see a character on here being portrayed in a negative light, I 100% guarantee that it was done for the sake of a pun and that that same character has plenty of other posts on here that are nice and positive.

19th August

FYI: The power is out at my parents’ house, which means I am without Internet. (I’m posting this from my phone.) Unless we get it back soon, I more than likely won’t be able to post a new pick-up line today… Sorry about this, everyone :(

~ Froggy, your admin

18th August
"My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge."

"My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge."

17th August
"You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating."

"You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating."