17th September
"Can I touch your Belstaff?"

"Can I touch your Belstaff?"

16th September
"I want you Anderneath me."

"I want you Anderneath me."

11th September
"I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love."

"I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love."

10th September
"Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual."

"Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual."

30th August
"Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me."

"Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me."

25th August
"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

13th August
"The game is on… Will you play with me?"

"The game is on… Will you play with me?"

12th August
"If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom."

"If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom."

9th August
"I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you."

"I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you."

3rd August
"Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?"

"Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?"

18th July
"I think you’re 221-beautiful."

"I think you’re 221-beautiful."

17th July
"I want to Lestraddle you."

"I want to Lestraddle you."

7th July
"John Watson? More like John Hot-son."

"John Watson? More like John Hot-son."

9th June
"The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head."

"The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head."

1st June
"Wanna see my Sher-cock?"

"Wanna see my Sher-cock?"