30th August
"Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me."

"Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me."

25th August
"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."

13th August
"The game is on… Will you play with me?"

"The game is on… Will you play with me?"

12th August
"If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom."

"If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom."

9th August
"I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you."

"I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you."

3rd August
"Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?"

"Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?"

18th July
"I think you’re 221-beautiful."

"I think you’re 221-beautiful."

17th July
"I want to Lestraddle you."

"I want to Lestraddle you."

7th July
"John Watson? More like John Hot-son."

"John Watson? More like John Hot-son."

9th June
"The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head."

"The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head."

1st June
"Wanna see my Sher-cock?"

"Wanna see my Sher-cock?"

25th May
"Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me."

"Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me."

9th May
"I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus Magnum-sen."

"I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus Magnum-sen."

28th April

The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).

20th April

Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.