"Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique."
"The game is on… Will you play with me?"
"If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom."
"I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you."
"Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?"
"I think you’re 221-beautiful."
"I want to Lestraddle you."
"John Watson? More like John Hot-son."
"The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head."
"Wanna see my Sher-cock?"
"Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me."
"I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus Magnum-sen."
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter
because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
"I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is."