"The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head."
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter
because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
"I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is."
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
"You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?"